Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin had a mom ass when she was 19. This lady was never hot but there are almost no attractive people from the Northern parts of North America. The gender makeup of Alaska is like 20% women and 80% meth labs.

If I ever have a daughter I'm never letting her go north of Milwaukee. I'm not getting cable tv because she might see part of a hockey game or snow. In fact, I'm not even letting her go to kindergarten because she might see a drawing of a polar bear and get pregnant.

But there are weirdos out there who are in to Mom Porn and whatever. Ya'all have your own issues. So here's something ya'all will like.

Parasailin'

With Sarah Palin