"In 2002, he had an experience that changed his life forever. He became a Born Again Christian, giving his life to Jesus Christ. Over the next few years, he became very vocal about his faith, using his spotlight to boldly preach the gospel. However, because of this convictions it has caused him the loss of many jobs and the most recently, a highly publicized bankruptcy."Rule #1 of born again christian grammar: We capitalize two things, the savior's name and Born Again Christian.
Rule #2 of born again christian grammar: The ONLY rule of born again christian grammar is Rule #1.
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From the Q + A section:
Q- Why does Stephen need personal wealth?
A- Stephen’s influence is in Hollywood. Hollywood worships money and without it you are seen as a loser and cannot be an effective influence to this group.
Q- How much money does he need?
A- From what I read in public court documents Stephen needs several million dollars to pay all of his creditors but he deserves hundreds of millions for his Job like faithfulness in the face of relentless loss and persecution. (Just in case you were wondering I know how to look up important stuff like court documents and criminal records ok? So yes our goal is to restore Stephen Baldwin but once we have him restored, lets just say we get a few extra checks, maybe the checks keep coming, well we've got plans for that too. Well they're mainly God's plans actually.
Q- What percentage of a gift actually reaches Stephen?
A- 100% goes directly into his bank account through online gifting. The bank account was arranged by Daniel Southern. Daniel was Billy Graham’s Crusade Director for almost 20 years. (Ya I know we just said that it was Stephen Baldwin's bank account but then immediately afterward we said that it was actually somebody else's and that somebody else is sorta kinda involved in the same sham profession. Just trust us ok. Did you see that freakin' video? Wasn't it awesome?)
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